Fairly Odd Parents Curses Fooled Again

"Now here's Cosmo with the weather."
"I thought you said 'plumage'."

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    Season 0

• From the very start short:

  Cosmo: (deep vocalism) I'thousand Cosmo!
  Wanda: And I'grand Wanda!
  Both: And we're… Your fairy godparents!
  Wanda: Whaddaya think, Timmy?
  (Beat out)
  Timmy: I think I'g calling the cops.

• Vicky promises Timmy pizza after he does his chores, but Timmy tells her no anchovies. Guess what piece she saves for him has on it.
• "The Fairy Flu":
  • Cosmo's sneeze sends the Turner residence to the moon.

    Timmy'south Dad: Wow, dearest, you're right! I am losing weight!

  • Ane kid asks why he and the other guests should have orders from Vicky.

    Vicky: Because, my little artichoke, I'chiliad xvi and you lot're 10. Practise THE MATH!

  • "Um, why are we stuffing sauerkraut into your balloons?"
• From "Where's the Wand?", when Wanda magic wand has fallen into Vicky's costume box.

  Cosmo: A magic wand in the wrong easily could mean total disaster! And Vicky'due south hands are the worst hands effectually!

• The brusque "Scout's Award" has Timmy try to capture Bigfoot with the assist of Cosmo and Wanda. Bigfoot turns out to exist a very hairy hippie whose real proper noun is Victor Bigfootowski.

    Flavour i

• From "Power Mad", after Vicky overloads the power, Cosmo and Wanda make a whole cord of decoy channels meant to distract Vicky.
  • When Timmy wishes for Chester and A.J. to be taken out of the game.
  • Immediately upon inbound the first level of the game, Timmy gets hit past one of the spinning Spike Balls of Doom.

    Timmy: Wow, Cosmo and Wanda actually made this game a lot—(is struck by a spike ball)—tougher. (dies and respawns) I lost a life, on level 1! What am I, four?!

  • Earlier when Timmy points out how literal they made his wish.

    Timmy: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?
    Cosmo: Nope. We're two halves of a whole idiot!

  • Extra points for the hilarious spoof of The Jerry Springer Bear witness (or, given that Wanda'southward hosting, Sally Jessy Raphael).

    Talk Prove Host!Wanda: Simply let me clarify this: you married...your auto?
    (Cosmo is a hillbilly sitting next to a station wagon… and a child-size version of the vehicle- err… we mean mini meaty car)
    Hillbilly!Cosmo: Yes! Now my kids go seventeen miles to the gallon!-OOBLEOBBLA!! (audience throws chair at him; angry honking noises heard in the direction of the audience; Hillbilly!Cosmo is knocked out of his boots)

  • Also, the Seinfeld parody, Cosmo, starring… Cosmo. ^note It's fifty-fifty funnier if you know that Kramer's first name on Seinfeld actually is "Cosmo".

    Cosmo: It'south a show almost Nix!… How practise we know when it's over?
    Vicky: I do! (clicks channel changer)

  • And of course the most famous joke from the show:

    Wanda: And now, here's Cosmo with the weather condition.
    Cosmo: (belongings a feather) I thought you lot said feather. (gives a blank stare then smiles)

  • When Vicky swipes Timmy's game helmet from him and puts it on, she ends up in the offset level of Cosmo's and Wanda's game, and is awed by what she thinks is "the tetherball channel". And so she gets whacked by spiked assurance repeatedly offscreen, much to the amusement of Timmy and his godparents.
• Everything in "Transparents", from it being a character-establishing episode for Crocker, correct down to the white, angelic Galactus Expy suit he gets in his globe domination fantasy.

  Waxelplax: Sorry for all the jokes abo- (Crocker vaporizes her and the other teacher)

  • Crocker'south "fairy detector chair", which is basically an electric chair in water.

    Crocker: I need them only to sit in my special fairy detector chair. If they survive, they're FAIRIES! If they don't, I HAVE TENURE!

    • Followed by Crocker offering them a seat in the chair. Cosmo offers a fish, which falls to the floor and causes Crocker to slip dorsum into the chair with the fish. Which has the side event of cooking the fish into fish sticks!

      Crocker: I'll be right back...later on I chip off the dead peel.

  • Then there'southward Principal Waxleplax'due south reasons for giving Timmy, Chester, AJ, and Crocker detention;
  • Cosmo rambling on really fast about magic shows, then starts choking. Timmy has to remind him to breathe since he's disguised as a human being.
  • Cosmo falling later condign a human.

    Cosmo: Yippee! That injure!
    Timmy: No, Cosmo. You're supposed to say, "Ouch!" when y'all're hurt!
    Cosmo: Oh. Yippee! That ouched!

• This commutation from "Father Time":

  Present Cosmo: I hate lava lamps.
  Present Wanda: I know. They're really boring.
  1970's Cosmo: Oh, really? Like, what do you do for fun?
  (Cuts to an epitome of a lava lamp on a computer, 1970's and Present Cosmo and Wanda are in front of it)
  Cosmo: ...And yous tin can download different lava!
  Young Billy Gates (driving by): Hey! That gives me an idea! Someday, I'll link every computer in the earth together! I'll telephone call it..."The Net!"
  Present Cosmo: That's silly! You lot should telephone call information technology "The Timmy"!
  Billy: Duhhh... Okay! (drives off)
  1970's Wanda: Oh, that Baton Gates with his crazy ideas.

  • Afterwards on when they get dorsum to the present the Internet is now called the Timmy and vice versa.

    Timmy's Mom: "Internet! Breakfast is ready!"

  • Aaaaand this is where I'd put a bays... IF I HAD I!!
  • Mr. Turner is outraged when he sees what Timmy did to his trophy.

    Mr. Turner: I'm so mad I wish beams of heat would come out of my optics correct now!
    [Cosmo raises his wand, but he'southward grabbed by Wanda]
    Wanda: No, ours is the ane in the dizzy pink hat.

• MONKEYFEET!
• I have goats... IN MY PANTS!
• This hilarious exchange:

  Cosmo: Hi Timmy, look, I'thou a lawyer! *Poof* Now I'one thousand a fireman, WHEEEEE! Now, I'm only a simple fairy-slash-lawyer-slash-fireman, but Jorgen misses the point, in that location are many redeeming qualities to Timmy. Isn't it true that you as well wished for new shoes, sunglasses, butlers, and shiny teeth?
  Timmy: Aye.
  Cosmo: Wow, what a selfish punk! The defense rests.
  Wanda: That was your laser targeted defense force?
  Cosmo: I'one thousand a fireman, non a light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation technician. *Poof* Now I'm a light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation technician!

  • And then after Timmy'due south punishment is appear:

    Cosmo: *Poof* Don't look at me. I'm just a coal miner.

• "Spaced Out":
  • Timmy's Oh, Crap! moment:

    Wanda: Uh, Timmy… nosotros've got some proficient news and some bad news.
    Timmy: What'southward the good news?
    Cosmo: The adept news is the conflicting nosotros got yous is actually the prince of the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.
    Wanda: And his parents are on their style hither to destroy the Earth and rescue their son.
    Timmy: What's the bad news?
    Wanda: Oh, wait...that was the bad news...
    Timmy: And so what'south the practiced news?!
    Cosmo: I found a nickel!

  • Cosmo's nickel:

    Cosmo: The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip!
    Male monarch Chang: What'south the bad news?
    Cosmo: It's a Daughter nickel!

  • After Marking and his parents go out:

    Vicky: Hey, I plant a nickel.
    Cosmo: PHILLIP!

  • "Will Timmy'south secret ever be exposed? Will Cosmo and Phillip the nickel ever be reunited? Tune in next calendar week for another exciting episode of The Fairly Oddparents!"
• In the episode where Timmy wishes every twenty-four hours was Christmas, causing the other holiday mascots (all male person) to get ticked off at him. In one scene, they rush to attack Timmy merely stop brusk when they come underneath some mistletoe. They all immediately first shaking easily and maxim things like, "You're a overnice person/I like you every bit a friend" earlier resuming the chase.
• "The Big Trouble":

  Timmy: "What's going on? You said you just couldn't grant me more wishes. I didn't know you'd have to leave me too." *cries*

  Cosmo: "We didn't know that either! Apparently the other thing I'm chock full of is not knowing stuff."

  • Vicky loses Timmy considering he wished himself older and frantically tries to find him with "Accept y'all seen this twerp?" fliers.
  • The Running Gag of adult Timmy being called "creepy".
  • Nobody gets rid of creeps like Vicky!
  • "Finally! Does your head pop off?" "It's non supposed to."
  • This commutation as Timmy learns to drive and Cosmo and Wanda are disguised as fuzzy dice:

    Wanda: I'm carsick!
    Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!

  • Timmy goes to a grown-up movie and is grossed out by seeing two characters kissing. And so he sees his parents doing the same in the front row.

    Mr. Turner: Y'know, I bet Timmy would remember this is gross.
    Timmy: [screams and covers his eyes] Information technology BURNS!

  • When Timmy gets stuck with a neb later eating at a eatery, he starts to complain that it's more than he gets in his allowance before correcting himself that it's more than he makes in a year. The waiter answers that he should've gone to higher. Timmy responds by asking the waiter if he went to college and the waiter answers by bursting into tears and crying that he didn't and that'southward why he'south a waiter.
• The Cerise Chin. Good lord, everything near the Carmine Chin, from his snap-transitions between emotions to his hammy overacting to his lampshadings of the medium.

  Timmy: Bitten by a radioactive handsome histrion, Charles Hampton Indigo became the Crimson Chin!
  Charles: Has the radioactive decay affected your honey life? (bitten) AHARGH!
  Crimson Chin: By my mother's mandible, I say NAY!

  • It must exist reiterated. He got his powers by being bitten by a Radioactive. Handsome. Actor.
• From "Dog's Day Afternoon"
  • Timmy (actually Vicky'south canis familiaris Doidle trapped in Timmy'due south trunk) goes downward to breakfast.

    Timmy: FOOD! Food! FOOD!
    (plunges his face into his cereal bowl and starts lapping it upwardly like a canis familiaris)
    Mrs. Turner: He sure is hungry!
    Mr. Turner: Oh, no. That'southward merely how all kids eat cereal now. Face up-first. I'chiliad hip!
    (plunges his face into his own cereal basin, but like Timmy)
    Timmy: SCHOOLBUS! SCHOOLBUS! CHASE! Chase!
    (runs out the door)
    Mr. Turner: Wow, does Timmy honey schoolhouse or what?
    (tries to plunge his confront into his cup of coffee)
    Mr. Turner: Ouch! Hot! Information technology doesn't work with hot!

  • A.J.'s nonplussed reaction when Timmy (withal Doidle trapped in Timmy's body) starts sniffing his butt.

    A.J.: I must say, this is a massive violation of my personal infinite.

  • In one scene, Wanda socializes with a couple of other fairies whose god kids also switched places with animals. I says hers swapped bodies with a frog.

    Wanda: Don't they dissect those?
    Fairy: OH MY GOSH! [poofs away]

    Season 2

• From "Tim-visible":
  • Crocker finally catches Timmy, simply only afterwards he's wished himself visible once more, leading to this hilarious substitution.

    Crocker: Behold! Fairy Godparents do exist, and as proof I give you...an invisible male child!
    Human being in Audience: Oh, yeah? Invisible boy? Well, this is me clapping my invisible hands! (human being claps while the residuum of the audience laughs at Crocker)

• In "That Former Blackness Magic", Dad, afterward telling Timmy not to step on cracks, swears to go back habitation only when each and every crack of Adrenaland is repaired. When he sees a worker with an exposed butt crack, he starts chasing him while belongings a bucket for cement and a trowel.
• The horrible bike that Timmy's dad made for him, complete with a bag of manure for a seat.
  • Cosmo freaking out whenever Super Bicycle says, "Super Toilet."
    • Information technology'south especially funny when Super Bike says "Super Toilet" in his dragon form, in an "evil" voice.
• In "The Boy Who Would Be Queen":
  • Trixie and Veronica's 'girl talk' from the perspective of the boys.
• In the Halloween Episode, we take this substitution:

  Timmy'south Dad: I'm going as your mom! *pulls downwards a mask of Timmy'south Mom's face up*
  Timmy's Mom: I'm going as your dad! *pulls down a mask of Timmy's Dad'southward face up*
  Timmy: I'g going straight to therapy.

  • Also, Cosmo and Wanda exploiting the fact that they're dressed upwards and thus unrecognisable as fairies, and dressing every bit a "floating human janitor" and "floating human nurse" respectively.
• After Timmy regrets wishing for the "worst possible non-lethal thing to happen to Flake Skylark," which turns out to be existence Jump and Gagged by Vicky.
  • Before that, Chip showed up at Timmy's house after crashing his automobile into a tree that of a sudden appeared in the heart of the street.

    Scrap: Totally. Weird.

  • Fleck's fans chanting "Nosotros want Chip!", followed by Timmy's Dad saying "Or else!".
• "Hi, I'm Timmy, and I—cheated on my math test."
  • "I never cheated on my math test!"
  • "Hi, I'1000 Timmy, and I—cheated on my math test!"
• This scene from the episode "Knighty Knight". Towards the end, Timmy gives King Arthur (who appears here as a brusque, nearly blind boy) a pair of glasses.

  Arthur: everything's so clear! I… I can come across! I CAN FIGHT! (rips off his shirt and turns into a ridiculously tall, muscular guy).

  • So he immediately gets killed by the dragon.

    Timmy: Uh… guys?
    Wanda: Well, we can have a crack at it.
    (Cosmo and Wanda use their magic to restore Arthur to normal)
    Arthur: I can exhale! I Tin can FIGHT!!!

• In "Inspection Detection", when Cosmo and Wanda are distracting Jorgen:

  Jorgen: Your puny slideshow does not charm me!
  Cosmo: Well, uh, we could just sit here cowering in fear of yous?

  Jorgen: Oooh! I'll get my camera!
  * Cut later to another slideshow*
  Cosmo: And this is united states of america cowering in fearfulness 2 minutes agone! And this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds ago! And this is us-
  Jorgen: (destroys slideshow) Plenty!

• This substitution:

  Cosmo: Let'south play the not study game!
  Timmy: How do you play?
  Cosmo: (pushes books away from Timmy's desk) Yous're already playing it!
  Both: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
  (they get off to play video games)

  • And afterward:

    Timmy: Chapter one... I'm washed! Allow's play the not study game!
    Cosmo: (clears the books off the tabular array with a bulldozer)
    Both: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
    (they become off to play video games)

• Timmy becomes a fairy and tries to find Fairy World.

  Timmy: (poofs in front of a midget vampire) Fairy Globe?
  Midget Vampire: Scary Earth.
  Timmy: You lot're not that scary.
  Midget Vampire: Oh yeah? Well here'due south a photo of your grandma's anxiety! (holds of photo of a pair of unnecessarily detailed gross anxiety)
  Timmy: AAAAAAAAH! It BURNS!!!!

• "Mr. President, you just nearly caused a nuclear war! What are you going to do next?" "I'm going to Escalator Country!"
• Timmy wishes for his parents to accept superpowers, so they tin can get their piece of work done without getting worn out. Mom and Dad soon realize they have powers, but make up one's mind to go on them a secret from Timmy based on a reading a comic volume. One moment later...
• From "Inspection Detection", Wanda leaves in the eye of the Fairy Inspection in lodge to assistance Timmy who'southward running from the cops after being idea of as a shoplifter.

  Wanda: And so what? It's but a stupid inspection! If you want to send united states of america to the Fairy Academy, fine! But right now, Timmy needs us! (poofs away)
  Jorgen stares at Cosmo.
  Cosmo: …DON'T KILL ME!!! (poofs away with a chicken noise)

• From "Fairy Fairy Quite Contrary", Timmy is in a magical duel with a rich child named Remy. The last claiming is to come up up with virtually mystical beast they tin can call up of.

  Timmy: I wish I was a crab! (beat) With ii heads!

  • In the same episode, Cosmo popping up in front of Juandissimo to distract him, including this jewel when he taunts him:

    Cosmo: (makes himself look like a fat version of Juandissimo) Chunky hunky!
    Juandissimo: Terminate!
    Cosmo: (makes himself wait like a monkey) Monkey chunky hunky!

• "OW! Yous SHOT ME IN THE EAR!"
  • "Tin can't believe yous shot me in the ear!"
• A lot of the inexplicably banned episode "Twistory"- specially how George Washington's depicted equally being Ax-Crazy for forest (per Ben Franklin- "it started with the Ruby-red Tree and it'due south been quickly-chop ever since."), constantly yelling "Must… chop… WOOD!"
• In "Male child Toy," Timmy wishes himself down to toy-size for an adventure with his Scarlet Chin action figure, which has a number of "action phrases" (most of which are awful). At the end, though:

  Ruby-red Chin Figure: I'm totally into the thought of you giving me to Tootie! That style, she'll always take a small slice of you lot to smother and choke with honey.
  Timmy: …Wow. That was an oddly specific activeness phrase.

• In "Information Shock Highway", Timmy's parents help him make a dearest letter to Trixie. And by "help", they meant puttings threats and lovey-dovey stuff all over their son's letter. Here'south the result ◊.
  • Timmy's dad thinking the picture on Timmy'southward computer of Mr. Crocker in his mom's red apparel is from an X-rated website.

    Mr. Turner: Ugh! You're not supposed to be on those kinds of websites!

  • Mr. Crocker's upload bar going backwards.

  Estimator: -1%.
  Crocker: Drat!

    Flavour 3

• In "Female parent Nature", Dad decides that since Mom is at present working as a weather person, he has to be both "Mom and Dad". Unfortunately, his thought of being 2 parents is using a puppet that looks like Mom. A puppet he has arguments with, to which Timmy says, "No corporeality of therapy volition ever make this moment OK."
  • Besides, everyone's reactions to Timmy's mom in a fire-eater outfit:
• "I thought you said 'Plastic surgery'!" every bit said by Cosmo, complete with breasts, during a rapid-fire serial of clips provided past Cosmo's mother to discredit her son's relationship and godchild consignment.
  • Also, Cosmo: "I'chiliad keeping them" (referring to the gag boobs)
• Mom'due south attempt at gardening, full stop.

  Timmy's Mom: *bawling* "Everything I touch dies!"
  (Timmy and his dad both accept a footstep dorsum)
  Timmy'due south Dad: "Hey, Dinkleberg! Don't y'all want to give my wife a congratulatory manus-touch?"

• "Pants are for squares!" "Studying is for squares!" "Electric bills are for squares… like pants!" "Hygiene is for squares!"
• "What combustible-" *BEEP* "PUDDING!"
  • "I like making the buzzy noise!"
• When Timmy finds out that Crocker used to have fairies himself every bit a child (who turn out to be Cosmo and Wanda), and he does one of Crocker's "FAIRY GODPARENTS!" spasms upon realization.

  Timmy: If I ever do that again, hit me.
  (Cosmo produces an oar)
  Timmy: Not now!

  • Also, "Must… Resist… Stupidity impulse." *Poofs a Jack-in-a-box in front end of him* "Not… resisting well!"
  • And earlier on in the same episode, Timmy decides that he has to become back in fourth dimension further to the 80s to see if Crocker is still miserable. Merely before he gets at that place, nosotros see another time machine leave a pair of flame trails behind it.
• Timmy has run away from habitation and joined a carnival

  Wanda: You tin't stay a carny forever, Timmy.
  Cosmo: Yes, you don't accept the feel! Yous've never fifty-fifty been to prison!

  • "CARNY STYLE!"
• In "Cosmo Con", when Timmy'due south Mom and Dad meet Mr. Crocker, Timmy'due south Dad is under the belief that everything she is doing to prepare the place for dinner is for Crocker.

  Timmy'due south Dad: (looking Mr. Crocker over) Those eyes, that hair, that figure! Oh my gosh, it's worse than I thought! HE'S GORGEOUS!

• "Pipe Down." Whatever grapheme screaming and and so exploding. Funniest example is Timmy'south dad. Timmy breaks some important stuff, Timmy's dad screams angrily, but no sound comes out, considering Timmy wished for silence. Timmy'due south dad tries once again and Timmy puts a mitt to his ear every bit if to say, "I can't hear you!" Timmy's dad screams again with his hair igniting and his face turning regal, before he explodes. Timmy's mom nervously hands Timmy his lunchbox.
  • It happens a second time when the sound is dorsum and he finds out that Dinkleberg melted all his trophies into a golden toilet seat. When he screams, Timmy and his mom immediately run away and spring to avoid him exploding.
  • Timmy being the worst charades thespian ever during this episode, losing in one.25 seconds.

    Timmy's Dad: (waves his artillery wildly) This is not a bulldozer! (runs with his hands at his chest while leaning astern) This is not a fudgesicle! (pretending to row a boat) And how is this Ghostbusters Two?!

  • Meta example: Information technology'south possible that the inspiration for the charades subplot came from Butch Hartman's experience as a contestant in the 1980s on the game show Body Language, which revolved around charades.
• The Parental Block in "Sleepover and Over".

  BLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCK

• Timmy'southward Twitchy Eye when Timmy's mom showed him that her old bikini all the same fit.
  • Likewise hilarious because it was a Male Gaze for every boy fan.
  • Which is then followed by Mr. Turner revealing that his swimsuit nonetheless fit.

    Dinkleberg: Heeeey, lookin' expert, Turner!
    Timmy's Dad: Dinklebeeeeerrrg…

  • "Where is information technology written in this i-sided gild that a homo can't be beautiful!?
• Sylvester Calzone, especially when he beats himself up subsequently dissing Timmy Turner's flick and Timmy reminds him that he'southward a self-proclaimed critic puncher.

  Sylvester Calzone: What? Is that the best I got?! Agh! What are you, a pansy?!

  • "Y'all're the species! I'm the extinction!"
• Juandissimo'due south "swirly pink hair dance" from "Wanda's Day Off". Also, Cosmo's and Timmy's subplot that features super-intelligent cockroaches trying to Accept Over the World.
  • Cosmo's solution to getting rid of the roaches is arranging an Alien Invasion:

    Timmy: Martians? You brought Martians in to fight the roaches?
    Cosmo: You said nothing on Earth could destroy them, so I picked something not from World!
    Timmy: Martians destroy everything, except roaches! Don't y'all lookout man the movies?!
    Cosmo: Aw, Timmy, please! Wanda's gonna exist home any minute! If she sees this, she's gonna call back I'chiliad an idiot!
    Timmy: And this would be news to her how?

• "Odd Jobs" has Mr. Turner'south wrestling lucifer with Crusher McPersoncrusher fail because of Mr. Turner wearing a pencil costume and Crusher having an intense hatred of pencils, which is shown in a flashback to be because Crusher flunked elementary schoolhouse when his immense strength destroyed every pencil he tried to employ.

    Season 4

• In the episode "Beach Bummed":
• After Timmy wished for the world to be full of superheroes, his antagonizers become supervillains. Francis becomes an anthropomorphic balderdash called the "Bull-e" with a big "Eastward" on his chest.

  Timmy: What's the "Due east" stand for??
  Bull-due east: Information technology's the 2nd letter in "decease", and the third letter in "die"!!

  • When Nega-Chin halts Timmy'south attempt to wish the heroes and villains away past stopping him from saying the latter part, just Veronica as Militarist Gal doesn't lose her superpowers.

    Chester: She wasn't much of a hero anyway.

• The running gag from the fourth dimension when Timmy wished he had no emotions. People would do increasingly terrible/funny/bizarre/barbarous things to him, then ask the aforementioned thing:

  Several People: How does that brand yous feel?
  Emotionless Timmy: It doesn't.

  • You're weird…
  • Cosmo trying to take care of the box containing all of the personifications of Timmy'due south emotions:

    Cosmo: Angry, stop hitting Happy! Fear, get out from under the bed! And Envy, Jealousy, terminate arguing over who loves Love more! [crash from off screen] Oh slap-up... Bravery'due south on the roof once again…
    [Bravery falls with a crash to Timmy' bedroom floor]

  • This gem:

    Cosmo: Oops! I forgot to return his mutual sense!
    Timmy's common sense: Whatsoever you do, don't jump!

  • Quite possibly Trixie Tang's best moment in the entire series:

    Trixie: (to an emotionless Timmy) I'k ignoring you.

    Timmy doesn't answer

    Trixie: I said I'1000 ignoring y'all!

    Once more, no response

• Timmy has been getting so potent after a wish he's hurting people so Cosmo gives the states this niggling jewel.

  Timmy: (to fairies) Assistance! I'm huge, I'one thousand hurting people, and I'm misunderstood!
  Cosmo: Just like the I.R.S.!

• In "Only the Two of Us," Trixie, suddenly becomes completely insane despite being relatively sane earlier, completely loses it and attacks Timmy afterwards he breaks up with her when they're the final two people on Globe. Timmy'south following line is the best.

  Timmy: "Note to self: Never interruption up with a girl in the trigger-happy gardening tools section."

  • Also.
  • Marker's cameo, made funnier by the fact that Mark thinks beautiful women are hideous, but has no problem with Trixie:

    "Globe female! Every bit you can see from my gelatinous trunk, and many waving tenticles, I am clearly not a male child, of this earth! (grabs Trixie) Shall we slide effectually on this bed of frozen liquid, that is somehow clearly agreeable to you globe people~!"

• When Timmy wished his parents would get some friends, which leads to Cosmo and Wanda becoming Mr. and Mrs. Turner's friends, they realize that they've been neglecting Timmy (more than usual), so rather than blow off their dinner plans with Cosmo and Wanda, determine to exist as rude as possible to bulldoze them abroad.

  Mr. Turner: Ooh, Wanda! Have you gained weight? A loooot of weight?
  Wanda: Uh, no? So, uh, how'due south the coffee here?
  Mr. Turner: You tell me!
  (Throws hot coffee in Wanda's face)

  • Later when he asks her again:

    Mr. Turner: Have you lot gained weight?
    Cosmo: A loooot of weight?

  • After noticing the Turners being and so rude, Wanda ducks nether the table to see if there is a rule near murdering your godchild's actual parents. When there is, Da Rules poof away with a "no dice".
  • After Cosmo and Wanda disappear to discuss what to exercise about the Turners, the Turners wonder where they went:

    Mrs. Turner: Hmm, they've been gone a really long fourth dimension.
    Mr. Turner: Possibly they're dead.
    Mrs. Turner: Quick, let's found an alibi!

• From "Lights… Camera… Adam!"

  Adam West: How practise yous say this give-and-take?
  Guy Playing Cleft: Chin.

  • "Finally! I got to direct in a crewman suit! And now I'one thousand a racecar commuter! Sweet! Dreams actually exercise come true!"
  • This Running Gag:

    Oversupply: Telly's Adam West!
    Adam West: WHERE!?

• In "Odd Couple", Ricky gets tricked by Timmy into marrying a teen beauty pageant who'south rich, who actually turns out to exist Crocker's mom.
• In "Vicky Loses Her Icky", Timmy is in class when something goes wrong and makes a wish that he tin get out of form 'inconspicuously.' Cosmo poofs a pair of rockets onto his desk and Timmy shoots out through the ceiling, getting everyone's attending.

  Wanda: (To Cosmo while Timmy is flying through the air and screaming) It Ways 'WITHOUT Existence NOTICED!!'

  • Cosmo says Timmy wouldn't have been noticed if he didn't scream.
  • Later that Crocker notices the burn marks on the flooring and assumes Timmy exploded, saying "Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less oral fissure to teach!"
• "Genie Meanie Minie Mo":
  • The best rule in the infamous rulebook: No breakfast wishes after 10:30.
  • Norm. Merely Norm.
  • Timmy falling for a classic Literal Genie trap when he wishes for an omelet. "Guess you should've wished for an omelet on a plate!"
  • Norm proves the divergence betwixt Literal Genie and Jerkass Genie when Timmy tries to outsmart him by saying, "I wish Trixie Tang loved Timmy Turner." Cue Trixie kissing a line of guys all named Timmy Turner.

    Norm: Know what they accept in common? They're all smarter than yous!

  • The one way to outsmart a Jerkass Genie? "I WISH I HAD A LAWYER!"

    Norm: I hate existence out-jerked!

  • At the end of the episode, Mr. Crocker buys Norm's lava lamp and has it shipped to his uncle Albert in Canada so he can add together it to his lamp collection. Norm sees this every bit a victory because he before mentioned a want to destroy Canada, just learns that Crocker's uncle tin't rub his lamp because he'south in a straitjacket, every bit he's institutionalized for his crazed obsession with genies (which is not dissimilar his nephew'south obsession with fairies).
• "Mr. Right":
  • With Timmy'due south comic volume collection roasting on an open fire:

    Jubilant Male person Choir: At that place goes the Blood-red Mentum!''' [marshmellow drops flat splat on the hero on one of the blazing books].

• The alterations to the books in "Shelf Life". In Frankenstein for example, the villagers attacking the monster go the ill attacking a monster truck.
  • From the same episode, Elmer makes the mistake of proverb that doing a 500-page book report over the summer sounds like fun. At the end of the day, Elmer is tied up to a sign that says, "I Love Books" with an aroused mob of kids chasing afterwards him.

    Elmer: All I said was, "It sounded similar fun!"
    Sanjay: He said it again! Get him!
    (The aroused mob begins chasing Elmer, forth with a dog with a kid beingness dragged backside it)
    Later
    Elmer: Don't you guys ever go to the bath?! (continues getting chased by the angry mob forth with the dog and Timmy'south dad barking and running on all fours like a dog)

• Wanda has this gem when Timmy's parents are mistaken for a pair of souvenir-stealing criminals.

  Wanda: They're entwined in the American legal arrangement. It would take u.s.a. years to get them out, even WITH magic.

• Cosmo's empty head plays elevator music and he uses information technology to shop candy in "Mind Over Magic".

    Flavour 5

• From "What's the Divergence?":
  • Crocker is trying to solve a crossword puzzle and for some reason is unable to figure out the reply to two very easy clues: a v-alphabetic character word for a magical existence who grants wishes with the use of a wand and an eleven-letter word for a educatee he hates (obviously Timmy Turner), the latter of which is merely missing the first letter.
  • The running gag of Timmy existence reminded that the Find-Information technology volume is for three-year-olds, particularly when Princess Mandie is able to accurately compare the consequence of Timmy's wish to a puzzle volume for three-year-olds.
• From "Nega-Timmy":
  • Timmy'due south parents requite him a vial of acrid to play with so they could scout their show starring a Crocodile Hunter parody who hunts bad parents.
    • Timmy afterwards melting the mailbox: "It'south fun and destructive… it's FUNSTRUCTIVE!"
  • Nega-Timmy walking into Crocker's classroom and then just hissing in his face up.
    • Nega-Timmy's evil plan is to destroy the makeup factory. Evidently, everyone uses makeup, even Timmy.
• Oh my gosh! Information technology's GAH! The Norwegian Supermodel!
  • He'south Norwegelicious!
    • I accept a calendar?
• The parents kidnapped and taken to a parents-only spa in the theme park, guarded by men in black suits who throw kids out that accidentally see the place. When the parents have to exit, they Freak Out and beg not to exist reunited with their children.
• From Only Desserts: Hyperactive Crocker.
  • F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F, A for A.J., F!
  • "And now, I call up I'll run a marathon! But starting time: FAIRYGODPARENTS!FAIRYGODPARENTS!FAIRYGODPARENTS!"
  • In the same episode, they turn "I'yard off to run a marathon" into a sort of running gag… literally!
    • Gyre FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
• From "Timmy the Barbaric"
  • "Mt. Fluffy Bunny! Wait, that'south not very scary. Mt. Disco! No, wait… Mt. Hurting!"
  • Also, Jorgen Von Strangle skipping over all the more cheerful parts of the story much to Timmy's badgerer.
  • "And then Cosmo...tripped on a bug!"
  • "Wanda! Nag! NAG Like YOU'VE NEVER NAGGED BEFORE!"
  • The unabridged episode, really.
• This precious stone from Time to come Lost:

  Timmy'due south Dad: Don't worry about it, Timmy. My dreams were shattered years ago.
  Timmy: How many years agone?
  Timmy'due south Dad: How old are y'all?

• In Something's Fishy, Timmy finds out that his Wet Willie gear is useless underwater.

  Timmy: Hollywood lied to me!
  Cosmo: Hollywood lied? Curse you, movie critic Gene Shalit!

  • And later on, when they observe Atlantis…

    Cosmo: Cheers, movie critic Gene Shalit!

  • The fact that Cosmo somehow managed to sink Atlantis nine times.

    Timmy: ix times?!
    Neptune: Transport in 8 more than Kraken!
    Wanda: You sank Atlantis nine times!? Where was I when this was happening?
    Cosmo: I have a whole secret life that you know zilch about!

• The episode where the Turners moved to a "Stepford Wives"-esque community has the scrap where all the zombified people (plus Cosmo and Wanda) try to get Timmy to beverage the brainwashing milk… then Crocker pops up, saying in the same deadpanned zombie voice "Fairies, fairies…"
• From "Presto Change-O!", Timmy switches bodies with Crocker and proceeds to deal hilariously (though well-deserved) petty punishment.

  Timmy/Crocker: (In Crocker's van) Expect a minute! I can't drive! Oh, well! Not my van!
  (Drives maniacally, smashing into cars. On the way home, he stops into a tattoo parlor, an organ donation clinic and drives through a constabulary station, sending squads of cop cars after him)
  Timmy/Crocker: Forget information technology, coppers! Y'all'll never take me, DENZEL CROCKER, live! *(Laughs)*
  (Later, when he reaches the house)
  Timmy/Crocker: Absurd! A Tow-Away Zone! (Parks directly in it)

• "Five Days of F.L.A.R.G." has the ending where Marking Chang redirects the missile he originally intended to blow up Earth with, equally part of the titular vacation tradition. Fortunately, he relents and launches it elsewhere. Unfortunately, it strikes Fairy World, and Jorgen Von Strangle isn't also happy most that…

  Jorgen: (badly burned and angry) Which i of you is responsible for this mess?!
  Cosmo: Uh… Uh… (shoving Binky in front end of him and Wanda) Binky did information technology! To the escape pod!
  (Cosmo grabs Wanda and drags her off as Jorgen chars Binky with his wand. The poor Butt-Monkey falls in a pile of ashes)
  Cosmo: I regret nothing!
  (The pod takes off)
  Binky: Aw, flarg!

• "The Gland Plan"
  • The episode begins with Timmy discussing with his godparents the possibility of wishing that Vicky'southward family had to motion to New Zealand. Cosmo responds past request what New Zealand always did to Timmy.
  • Wanda compliments that Anti-Cosmo is a genius for providing them with an effective escape programme. Cosmo objects "Then what does that make me?" and turns into a donkey.
  • Cosmo and Anti-Cosmo's exchange before undergoing the surgery to have their fagiggly glands transplanted to ane another.

  Cosmo: If I don't get in, stay away from my wife!
  Anti-Cosmo: And If I do make it, take mine!

• From "No Substitute for Crazy, when the perky, Mary Poppins-esque substitute teacher turns out to exist an evil fairy hunter named Miss Doombringer:

  Timmy: I'm confused!
  Wanda: And so are we!
  Cosmo: Yeah! Now she looks Superkillifragaviciousagstdeathadocious!
  Wanda: Wow. That was pretty proficient!

  • Presently afterward, when they learn the gold stars were fairy trackers:

  Timmy: They weren't rewards?
  Cosmo: Nope! They were Snareatrapocatchorifficcageoprisonocious!
  Wanda: Okay, now y'all're just showing off.

    Season six

• In "Fairly Odd Infant", Timmy's nigh to wish Cosmo and Wanda a infant only for Jorgen to shout "Cease!" and forcibly poof them to Fairy Earth.

  Jorgen: There has been a disturbance in the Fairy Force. Someone was just about to wish for the 'B' word! (Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda poof earlier him) Ah, Turner. Large surprise.

  • Anti-Cosmo drops an Anti-Fairy through a trap door for suggesting getting an elephant and having information technology footstep on stuff as a plan. We later see the same scene happen with the Pixies, but the hilarity is amplified by the unfortunate Pixie who upsets Head Pixie with this ridiculous scheme stating the plan and screaming afterwards the subsequent trap door activation in Ben Stein's signature dull monotone.
  • The different names Jorgen tries to suggest for Cosmo and Wanda'southward kid, peculiarly Kajagoogoo and Napoleon.

  Jorgen: Personally, I similar "Dagmar". It means "the landfill is burning".

  • Even Anti-Cosmo and Caput Pixie get on the fun.

  Anti-Cosmo: Oooh, I'm so frightened. Now, if yous'll excuse usa, we must become and harness Fauntleroy's magic here and commence our evil plot of doom.
  Caput Pixie: Fauntleroy? We are non calling the babe Fauntleroy. I was thinking Neb. Bill'due south a guy you trust with your business portfolio.

  • Timmy announces a programme to rescue Cosmo and Wanda'southward baby from the Pixies and Anti-Fairies. Smash Cutting to Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Jorgen in a giant butterfly cyberspace and respectively dressed equally a knight, a taco delivery guy, an archer and a pink bunny. "Worst plan e'er."
  • Jorgen constantly mistaking the doll of Cosmo and Wanda's baby for the real matter.
• "The Fairly Oddlympics"
  • Timmy wishes for Scott Hamilton to appear equally a commentator and convinces him that what he's experiencing is a dream. Eventually, Scott decides to do all sorts of bizarre things under the belief that he'southward dreaming, similar dancing in a chicken suit, ice-skating while playing a banjo, riding an ostrich while dressed every bit a knight and juggling flaming armadillos while riding on a unicycle.
  • The running gag of people proverb "cheater" and Cupid mishearing them as maxim "cheetah", prompting him to summon a cheetah that immediately attacks the person in question.
• "Sooper Poof"
  • This commutation.

  Wanda: (panicked) Cosmo! Timmy's parents found Poof!
  Cosmo (as well panicked) Oh no! Those people have no thought how to raise a child! (notices Timmy glaring) No criminal offense, Timmy.
  Timmy: (deadpan) None taken…

  • The Not What It Looks Like situations where Timmy'south parents grab their son when he looks like he's about to drop Poof in a shark tank and use a meat slicer on him.
  • Poof wreaking havoc at the grocery store by turning into the mascot of Monster O's cereal. Everyone who sees a giant monster with fangs shaped like a round cereal grain is horrified, but Poof clearly thinks he'south playing a game, considering how he's running around and giggling.
• Two words: "Merry Wishmas". A whole episode of funny moments involving Christmas parodies, cookies and nog, and Santa moving into Timmy's house.
  • The scene where Jorgen finds out what'due south happening.

    Jorgen: Hey! What'southward with all the noise?
    Fairy: The Big Wand is overloading, sir!
    Jorgen: Merely information technology is the solar day after Christmas. Santa gave the magic back! Where is all this wishing coming from?!
    * Estimator screen does a search, and reads "Dimmsdale"*
    Jorgen: Turner. (center starts twitching) Of grade.

  • Mr. Turner's eggnog obsession that was established way back in the first Christmas episode is taken to the next level. He wishes himself into condign an eggnog-themed superhero named Nog Man and even gets a canine sidekick named Nog Canis familiaris as well every bit a Nog-Mobile.
  • Vicky is miffed that she but gets one wish coupon.

  Vicky: Wait, I'thou evil and greedy! I'll only wish for a meg more wishes! (a buttload of wish coupons appear, which crush Vicky and end up in the hands of every child in Dimmsdale, much to their please)

  • AJ being creeped out by his new estimator maxim sentimental things in an emotionless monotone.
• "Poof's Playdate"
  • When Jorgen has go an infant and begins to suck on his binky, Cosmo makes the stupid error of taking the binky from Baby Jorgen considering of Jorgen's adult self trying to keep the binky out of his mouth and stating that he is stronger than the binky. In retaliation, Babe Jorgen becomes muscular and beats the stuffing out of Cosmo before his binky is returned.
  • Timmy tries to keep Poof and the de-aged fairies occupied by parking them in front of the TV equally it plays Lookee Lookee's Lunchbox. Baby Jaundissimo is even so crying, simply stops when Timmy gives him a mitt mirror, which has the same mesmerizing effect on him that the TV show has on the rest of the fairy babies.
  • When Timmy's parents endeavor to play croquette using Babe Cosmo, Baby Tooth Fairy and Baby Jorgen as balls, Timmy saves the fairy babies by convincing his parents that Dr. Beak actually recommended playing fetch as a means of improving their parenthood and that good parents should human activity like dogs, then using the croquette mallet as the stick that must be fetched. When Timmy'due south parents become dorsum, they reveal just how seriously they took Timmy's claim.

  Timmy's Dad: Timmy! (pants) Nosotros got it! (pants) We got the stick!
  Timmy's Mom: To show what cracking parents nosotros are, we even flake a mailman as a bonus! (holds up tattered mailbag)
  Timmy'south Dad: And judge what I did on Dinkleberg'southward lawn!

  • After everything'due south back to normal, Poof sucks on Jorgen's binky. Jorgen tries to take his binky from Poof, but to suffer the same fate Cosmo did when he tried to take the binky from Infant Jorgen.
• "Vicky Gets Fired"
  • The episode starts with Tmmy's parents filming footage that they intend to submit to a competition to win their own reality evidence. Timmy'south parents go on about how they intend to show the world how they live their mundane lives, while Timmy'south Mom is led to the kitchen by a agglomeration of hunks in loincloths and both of Timmy'southward parents later film themselves riding alpacas.
  • Timmy finally exposes to his parents what a horrible babysitter Vicky is, just rather than the forms of torture Vicky inflicted upon their son, Timmy'south parents fire her over taping over the footage they filmed for the reality show competition.
  • This exchange.

  Jensen: Upon seeing the army of Ape Warriors Sir, this isn't in my contract.
  Timmy: Don't worry, Jensen, this battle will only accept ii minutes, tops. Bring it on!
  *Cut to all of them in a torture chamber*
  Wanda: You were close; the battle took a infinitesimal, 40.
  Timmy: (To Jensen who is hanging right adjacent to them) Encounter, Jensen, have I ever lied to y'all?

  • The episode ends with Timmy's parents auditioning for a show chosen Dancing with the Cars, which involves dancing in ongoing traffic. For bonus points, an ambulance appears right later on we hear Timmy'southward parents cry in hurting.
• "Dread 'North' Breakfast"
  • Timmy'southward mom turns their house into a bed and breakfast because Timmy'south dad quit his job to become the sock monkey king. Much to Timmy'due south horror, the guests are Crocker, Night Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, and Tootie, who are trying to capture Timmy's fairies, destroy him, or buss him, respectively. At i point he ends upwards in his parent's bedroom and tells them that the guests are after him. Their responses:

  Timmy'southward Dad: Do they desire to buy my sock monkeys?
  Timmy's Mom: Do they want to stay an extra night and give me fifty-fifty more moolah?

  • In that location's a bit where Timmy pushes a button on Nighttime Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation's breast, turning his torso into an inflatable raft. When Dark Laser tells his henchmen to chase Timmy, they pull out paddles and begin dragging him across the floor.
  • Later, there'due south the Scooby-Doo chase scene which ends with a parody of Scooby and Shaggy being chased by the Headless Horseman.
  • Tootie's response to Dark Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation saying she's too young for lipstick:
  • Crocker trying to escape in a jet only to crash it into the driveway across the street from Timmy's firm.
  • When Dark Laser escapes, he presses some other push on his chest, which puts him in a pink evening gown.
  • The episode ends with Timmy'due south parents deciding to plow their house into a family eating house, with Timmy forced to be a waiter for Vicky, Francis and the Headless Horseman from before.

    Season 7

• "Anti-Poof",
  • In the kickoff, the gang are in the fairy mall buying diapers...for Cosmo.
  • The image of Anti-Jorgen freaking out when Anti-Wanda takes a bite out of the chart he's on.
  • Foop destroying Burger World for including toys of Poof in their Peppy Meals. What sells it is how he flies away while sipping a soda as the place blows up.
  • The very end of the episode has Crocker chasing the cow on a pogo stick that was bothering him before.
• "Add together-a-Dad"
  • Timmy's Dad claims to have tattooed his son's name to his ankle on the solar day Timmy was born so his son can exist with him in spirit while he's working his various jobs. Timmy points out that the tattoo reads "Bono", which Timmy's Dad covers upward past hastily challenge that he wanted to name his son Bono, but Mom had other plans.
  • Timmy'southward Mom watches a lather opera chosen "Dads of Our Lives", which has duplicates of Timmy's Dad playing a doctor, a nurse and a patient.

  Timmy'due south Mom: That'southward mildly unnerving.

• The entire episode "Bad Heir Twenty-four hour period" is one big Funny Moment afterward another. Though, the icing on the cake has got to be when Crocker teaches Denzel Jr. DJ Poof how to drive.
  • "That was perfect! Tomorrow, nosotros'll try parallel parking."
  • "Fly MR. STORK! BRING ME A CHILD! * Crash!* Oh, sorry, I estimate I should've opened a window first…"
  • Crocker education Poof how to shave. "And that's how real men shave, in the dark, with a abrupt razor!"
  • Poof and Crocker playing Football Oblong Ball. Crocker can barely throw the ball ten inches. Poof throws it and… sends both the ball and Crocker flight several yards.
  • Crocker'south list of things he actually wants for his altogether-"Number 1, to make them pay! Number 2, to show them all! Number three… a jet ski!"
  • Also, this commutation at the get-go of the episode-

    Crocker's Female parent: Make a wish, Denzel.
    Crocker: (Deadpan) I wish I could get out of this highchair.

• From "Instructor's Pet", the following gem:

  Cosmo: Let'south split up! I'll take Timmy, Wanda, Poof and Cosmo!
  Beat
  Timmy: Good plan!

• While "Lights Out" might have had its scary moments, it besides had some pretty funny moments also, made even better by the fact that the viewer couldn't see what was happening on-screen…
  • And the only affair that we really could meet was their optics.
• The entirety of "Nutrient Fight".
  • Timmy'due south Mom being such a Lethal Chef that her food tries to attack Timmy and Dad. The 3 of them get pulled down into the basement where they shop Mom's uneaten nutrient and at the end of the episode, Dad becomes the male monarch of a tribe of sentient meatloaf.
  • The Sausage Fields running gag ("I feel then greasy!")
• In "Crocker Shocker", when Timmy needs the last of his fairies' magic to teleport to Earth, Wanda squeezes out the remaining magic in Cosmo's body by putting him through a wringer, so putting him on a clothesline and beating him like a rug.
• Timmy's Dad becoming a Criss Angel parody in "Dadbra-Cadabra".
  • As said parody he also wears a pair of tight pants that brand him incapable of walking normally, and then he wobbles looking like a South Park character.
  • This substitution when Timmy turns Mr. Crocker into a fairy and reveals him equally a prank:

    Timmy: Look everyone! Mr. Dicaprio's a fairy!
    Crocker: No I'one thousand not! (starts floating) In that location's just i explanation for this: FAIRIES have turned me into a FAIRY!

  • As well:

    Woman: Wow! He actually is a fairy!
    Homo: And he needs to work out!
    Crocker: You lot endeavour joining a gym on a instructor's bacon!
    Old Lady: Let's make him grant our wishes!
    British Guy: Allow's stuff him in a sack and sell him to regime scientists!
    Human: Let's make him put his shirt back on!

• In "Farm Pit" a tornado whisks Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof to Cleveland. Cosmo thinks that they're in Oz.
  • Timmy's dad in his "Daisy Dude" shorts.
• "Residual of Flour." This line said in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice: "More. Practiced! MOOORRRREEEE!"

    Season viii

• In "Meet the OddParents", we have this commutation between Jorgen and Timmy when the latter thinks he'southward in that location to accept his fairies away:

  Jorgen: What are y'all talking about?
  Timmy: What are you talking about?
  Jorgen: What are you talking about?
  Timmy: What are Yous talking about?
  Jorgen: What are YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
  Timmy: What are You lot TALKING Nigh??!

  • Later, when Jorgen finds out that Timmy'southward parents know he has fairies, he explains simply how he knew:
• An exchange betwixt Mom and Dad shows their utter obliviousness to the crazy goings-on with Cosmo and Wanda's magic. Dad is more disturbed by a football and Mom wonders who stole her lipstick. Dad reveals he used information technology to write creepy messages on Dinkleburg'due south bathroom mirror. Later, when confronted by foreign goings-on, he wonders if it's the Dinkleburg'south ghost, before remembering that was really him.

    Season 9

• In "Fairly Odd Pet" when it'due south mentioned that Sparky could exist sent to the pound, Cosmo believes that the pound is a place where they pound y'all with a mallet and convert all your money to British pounds, and with the USD to GBP exchange rate Sparky volition lose xxx% of his portfolio and will never be able to retire.
  • When Timmy wishes that the kitchen was full of cats to trigger his mom'south allergies, his dad thinks she'southward a monster and jumps into a barrel of button pins he stole from work. He lampshades this, saying "Sometimes even I marvel at the terrible choices I make."
  • When Timmy finds Sparky.

    Jorgen: You lot don't want that one. He's not also brilliant.
    Timmy: That's not a nice thing to say about the domestic dog!
    Jorgen: I was warning the dog almost you!

• In "Turner and Pooch", Crocker goes through several different disguises while stalking Timmy, just when he can't get an ice cream man disguise, he goes for the next logical pick: a vampire he calls Count Creamery.
  • Crocker thinks that Timmy's Dad is a fairy and barely notices Sparky reading a paper.

    [Sparky answers the door floating and wearing a robe and glasses.]
    Crocker: Get out of my style, ordinary domestic dog, I'g looking for a magical heart-aged man!
    Sparky: Any floats your boat, bra!

• In "Dinkle Scouts", Timmy's Dad suggests they become to a state park, which as shown on the brochure is congenital on a faultline and next to an agile volcano.
  • In the past, Timmy's troop not simply hit an iceberg while boating, simply as well while playing volleyball. Timmy's Dad hits a 3rd iceberg at the end of the episode afterwards a hawk drops him from the heaven.
  • Timmy's Dad says he tin can't take the scouts to the movies in his Scoutmaster outfit or he'll go arrested.
• "Well, the just things that fall out of lamps are genies and expressionless silverfish. And expressionless silverfish tin can't make your dreams come truthful. I learned that the difficult way."
  • The entire episode is hilarious; it is the effect of putting Timmy'southward dad and Cosmo together, after all.

    Timmy's Dad: Make my wife disappear?
    Cosmo: Isn't that illegal?
    Timmy'southward Dad: Not if you brand the constabulary disappear!

  • When Timmy'due south Dad asks Cosmo to wish that Dinkleberg never existed against the latter's advice, it results in a Not Sequitur Causality where club has been destroyed and Timmy's Mom is a 2-headed dragon.
  • Timmy's Dad fabricated the cranium his dressing room—I mean homo cave.
• In "The Terrible Twosome", when Poof and Foop begin working together, Foop suggests they call themselves "Poop", and so "Brangelina".
  • Their pranks on Crocker, which are turning his churro into a stick of dynamite, giving him a chocolate box full of scorpions, and then bringing his swan boat to life and having him ride into the rima oris of a one-eyed body of water monster.
  • Foop going through his "terrific twos" and hating it.
• In "App Trap", we have an exchange that sums up the SmartPhone perfectly:

  Chatty: Hello, Timmy. I'm your virtual assistant, Chatty. I come complete with games, a camera, an MP3 role player, and A Called-for DESIRE TO Control YOUR LIFE.
  Timmy: WHAT?
  Chatty: …I mean, UNLIMITED TEXTING.

  • When Communicative attempts to mislead Timmy with virtual versions of Cosmo and Wanda, the ane of Cosmo states "As a totally modernistic adult female, I feel just as comfy in jeans as I do in a cocktail wearing apparel!", and Timmy says that it was dead on.
  • Also, when Crocker tries to gloat at Timmy for not have a smartphone:

    Crocker: Don't worry, Turner! I won't gloat about the fact that I have a phone and y'all don't! I'll merely utilise the gloat app on my phone! *he turns the gloat app on, and Dolores-Solar day appears on the phone shaking her rear left and right*
    Dolores-Day: Nah nah nah nah nah nah, Denzel is a loser!
    Crocker: Gah! This is mother's phone!

• Entirety of 'Fairly Odd Fairy Tales'.
  • Cinderella'due south and her evil stepsister's names being inverse to Cosmorella, Umbrella and Mozarella.
  • Wanda describing how attractive Princess Wanda was.
  • This, after "Cosmorella" enters Sparky's taxi.

    Cosmorella: Information technology smells like something died in here.
    Sparky: Yeah, my dreams for a brighter futurity.

  • Umbrella and Mozzarella, who are potrayed by usually arrogant, but smooth chick magnets Dr. Studwell and Juandissimo being surprisingly Adorkable as they attempt to win Wanda'due south heart by telling terrible bowling puns.
  • The names of the seven fairies in the Snow White parody - Sleazy (Juandissimo), Grouchy (Jorgen), Snappy (Cupid), Meanie (Foop), Barky (Sparky), Bouncy (Poof)… and Dr. Rip Studwell.
  • Timmy'south dad as the evil queen'south (Tooth Fairy'due south) mirror. That is all.
  • This, as Tooth Fairy pretends to be a Mexican seller of caramel apples, with the giant moustache and all.

    Tooth Fairy: You wait like yous could employ a snack.
    Wanda: And y'all look similar you could use a shave.

• In 'Gone Flushin':
  • The episode starts with Timmy and Cosmo (equally fish) floating outside downward in the fishbowl. Cosmo remarks that "all the cool fish are doing information technology", it being particularly popular near nuclear power plants and oil spills.

    Flavor 10

"The Big Fairy Share Scare"

• When Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda notice the chaos that's going on from Chole's wish for everybody in Dimmsdale to share everything.
• When Timmy ejects from his robot arrange in class:

  Crocker: GAH! Information technology'southward the ultimate nightmare scenario: Turners multiplying!

• Chloe'south reaction to seeing Jorgen for the commencement time is to throw him against the wall of her sleeping accommodation, and pin him to the floor.

  Jorgen: Ooh, I like this girl. She'south got spunk… and the heel of her foot on my windpipe!

Girly Squirrely

• The Squirrely Scout Counsel sending a vicious Kodiak bear to approximate whether or not Timmy's Dad's troops tin can earn a bluecoat.
• The several fails the Squirrely Scouts go through when trying to earn a merit bluecoat, with Timmy and Chloe beingness the just competent ones.
  • When Chloe tells the scouts to gather around, two of them bump into each other, one spotter walks into a quick sand pit, 1 scout got stung past bees, and one lookout got lost just for Timmy to point out to him that he's already in the area.
  • When trying to get the rock climbing badge, the scouts run up the mount just for them to whorl dorsum down to the bottom.
  • When trying to get the white h2o rafting bluecoat, the scouts completely forget to use their paddles and the river knocks them out of their raft and they terminate up going down a waterfall.
  • When trying to become the knot tying badge, when trying to tie a knot Timmy's Dad tied the rope around his talocrural joint and somehow is tied to a branch on a tree while the other scouts tie themselves into a large ball of rope. When Timmy's Dad'due south rope breaks, he lands on the scouts and they curl into a river where they go down a waterfall.
• Timmy discovering Chloe's Berserk Button is hearing the discussion "quit".

  Timmy: Come on, Chloe. The troop is hopeless. Can't y'all just quit like the rest of us?
  Chloe: Await, what?! Did you just say the Q-word. That is a baaaaaaaaad word, Timmy!
  Timmy: Uh, "quit"?
  Chloe: Potty mouth!

  • Timmy pushing her Berserk Button again:

    Timmy: Too bad, Chloe. Looks like everyone is quitting. Yeah I said it, quitting.
    Chloe: Wait, what?! No, no, no, no, no, no!
    Timmy: Oh, everyone stand back, Chloe's going to blow.
    Chloe: Nooooo! Nosotros came hither to get those stinkin' badges and nobody is leaving until we exercise! It's correct there in the stupid Squirrely Watch song! (sweetly) "No thing what we never quit we're loyal and we're kind, to poison oak and (getting angrier) fire and smoke (shouting angrily, grabbing Timmy'south Dad's ascot) no squirrels become left behind"!
    Timmy's Dad: Got to be honest, I come to hate that song.
    Chloe: Don't cross me, Timmy's dad! (pushes Timmy's dad to the ground)

  • Bonus points when you realize that Chloe only went full Haruko in that scene.

Animal Crockers

• Cosmo revealing he has a history of digging up cursed objects that attract evil creatures, and he and the creatures already know each other. By the end of the episode, he and Wanda are existence chased by a ghost pirate, a mummy, a Bedsheet Ghost, a witch, and gnomes with sharp teeth.
• Dolores explaining why she put Mr. Crocker in Girly Sentry when he was a kid.

  Dolores: I did it for the cookies. I regret nothing!

• During Mr. Crocker'southward high school prom, he was voted "Who is that guy? Does he fifty-fifty become to our school?"

One Flu Over the Crocker'southward Nest

• Mr. Crocker trying to give an excuse to Master Waxelplax on how her office was destroyed:

  Crocker: There was some poltergeist activity.
  (Waxelplax gives Crocker a doubtful expect)
  Crocker: I cancelled "donut mean solar day" and the class went berserk?
  Waxelplax: Well, that I believe.
  Crocker: And then let's become with that! I honey throwing the kids nether the bus!

• The submarine countdown before it self-destructs:

  Submarine Computer: 5… iv… 2…
  Timmy: You skipped 3!
  Submarine Computer: Well, I'm upset. I'm virtually to explode.

Married to the Mom

• Hummanah. 'Nuff said.
• Mr. Crocker blaming everything on Timmy.
• Cosmo's reaction to the Paint Dry: Part 1 video.

  Cosmo: (eating popcorn) Ooh, I love this movie. The characters are so many layers!

  • Subsequently on, Cosmo trying to watch Function 2.

    Cosmo: Oops. I hit the wrong push button and "Pigment Dry out 2" is in Spanish! At present I don't know what's happening!

• Timmy trying to introduce Mr. Crocker to Hummanah.

  Timmy: Mr. Crocker, I'd like you to meet my aunt— (whispering to Chloe) Nosotros forgot to give her a name.
  Crocker: Hummanah-hummanah?!
  Timmy: Yes, how'd you lot know? Her proper noun is "Hummanah Hummanah". But you can call her "Hummanah"? And "Hummanah"!

Booby Trapped

• The applesauce of the rainforest having a species of monkey that camouflages itself every bit a skateboard, and has a flaming skull logo on its chest specifically for this purpose. It's afterward topped by a rectangular monster that disguises itself as a vending car and has a tail with a dollar on the finish.

Fairy Con

• Chloe's "Never Quit" vocal has a Last-2nd Word Swap to avoid swearing.

Fancy Schmancy

• Timmy asks Cosmo to give Chloe a rich person's disguise to get her into a country club. Cosmo turns her into Mister Peanut

  Timmy: My mistake. I said Cosmo when I meant Wanda.

    Specials

Abra-Catastrophe!

• See hither.

Channel Chasers

• See here.

School's Out!: The Musical

• See hither.

Fairy Idol

• After Chester wishes for the penguins to be warmer, the Earth basically enters the Lord's day.

  The Sun: HEY! A little space?!

• And so, at the very end, when Chester wishes everything dorsum to normal, the Earth moves farther away from the Sun.

  The Sunday: ...Was it something I said?

• When Jorgen comes to erase Timmy's memory for the second time, he states his memory wiper now has Forgeticin:

  Announcer: Forgeticin side effects might include nausea, blurred vision, drowsiness and stomach cramps. Your doctor may take to perform a painful claret test to run into if forgeticin is right for you. Forgeticin should not exist used in the presence of cats, banjos and autonomous presidents. Forgeticin, don't forget it. Forget what? Why am I hither? Who are you lot people?!

  • Even funnier is the speed in which the announcer says the above lines.
• Cosmo going through the trouble of singing like Diana DeGarmo. Fifty-fifty better is how his verse of the song "Gimme the Wand" starts:

  Cosmo: I'm a… oh, hang on. F-A-I-R-Y

Wishology!

• See here.

    Unsorted

• From the storybook All Washed Up!:

  Wanda: There are four basic elements: world, air, fire, and—
  Cosmo: JELLY BEANS!

• From the Breakin' Da Rules video game, Jorgen giving off a sponsor before the last boss:

  Jorgen: Brought to you by Smark'due south Brand Magic Wands: The Perfect Wand for the Perfect Fairy.

  • Fifty-fifty meliorate, 1 of the panels you tin can get Vicky to jump on during that boss is that exact advertisement.
  • Cosmo on double-jumping: "It'due south twice the fun, and but two-thirds the calories!"
• This video on Butch Hartman's channel shows an anime fight with Timmy, Wanda, and Cosmo fighting Mr. Crocker. It'south all crawly, merely the ending is hilarious: they take abroad Crocker's butterfly net and plow him back to his original blitheness style, where he'south confronted by his mom.
• The journalist doing a Piss Have Rap on the various forms Cosmo and Wanda took throughout the show in the 77 Secrets of The Fairly OddParents Revealed special.
• The role in the TRL interview where Cosmo tries to enact retribution towards Quddus appearing to striking on Wanda, only for his magic to make it and so Quddus is holding a boquet in one hand, a box of chocolates in the other and is wearing a T-shirt that reads "I (Eye) Wanda".

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